CHAMPION OF LITERATURE
who embodies all the spiritual and physical qualities valued in one who pursues the Art of Writing.
Presented by
The Society of High Art
Get Well Soon Card
Text: GET WELL SOON CARD
Dearest Brother,
News reached me that your journey across Europe has taken a turn for the worse. I was utterly and completely devastated to hear you have been afflicted with a serious case of lycanthropy, while writing your motorcycle through the Nordics.
I know we haven't spoken in years, but please know that my thoughts are always with you, my dear monozygotic sibling. Please contact me upon your return to America. Until then, I hope this card finds you well on your way to speedy recovery.
Dearest Regards
Your Brother
P.S. Due to your road-bound lifestyle, I do not know where to send this card. I have written this message as a symbol of my fraternal love, and I shall leave it upon my mantel in the hopes that one day you shall read it.